When without money, keep pigs;When have money, keep dogs.
When without money, eat wild vege at home ;When have money, eat same wild vege in a fine restaurant.
When without money, ride bicycle; When have money, ride exercise machine.
When without money, wish to get married;When have money, wish to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;When have money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, act like rich man;When with money, act like poor man.
人 啊,都不講實話： Man, O Man, never tells the truth:
Says sharemarket is bad but keeps speculating;Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
說美女是禍水, 都想要；說高處不勝寒, 都在爬；
Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
說煙酒傷身體, 就不戒；說天堂最美好, 都不去!!!
Says smoking & drinking are bad but keeps partyiing;Says heaven is good but refused to go.
In the past, woman gives man their virginity; Now, woman gives man their newborn baby
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;In the cities, man calls for chickens.
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous。